Total Medals Earned: 1,527 (From 225 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,905 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/14 (170/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/365 points)
Boss #1
Boss #2
Boss #3
Crash the game... and your computer?
Boss #5
Boss #4
Boss #6
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/115 points)
Split horizontally for the first time
Split vertically for the first time
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/500 points)
Lose a life on the second level.
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/180 points)
Complete level 2
Finish level 6
Beat level 10
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/135 points)
What? No Steve?
Your tearing me apart Lisa!
There fo yo feet silly!
Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"
Real men play with dolls. Don't they?
Oh SNAP!
Yum Yum!
Be here on Dec 25
Medals Earned: 5/5 (95/95 points)
Put a scope on it
Drive without a license!
Drive over 200kph!
Open her box.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
You might earn this for winning her affection.
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (80/450 points)
Complete 1 level
Die first time
Start new game
Complete 8 level
Complete 16 level
Collect 3 stars
Check credits
Mute music and sound effects
Complete game
Die 100 times!
Collect all stars
Complete game without deaths(ok it's joke... 3 or less)